I'm a writer, not a lawyer. I probably should find something to copy and paste here, but no one will read it. So here it is in plain English:

• I don't like spam or pushy emails. I don't know anyone who does. I will respect your time. You will usually receive one email on the first Friday of each month. Occasionally (like if I'm announcing a new release or a very special promotion) you will receive a few extra emails. That's all.
• You can unsubscribe at any time. Clutter in any form, whether it's too many shoes, books, or emails, causes stress and distracts us from our Godly calling. Do not let me distract you. If you don't find my emails helpful, please unsubscribe. The single-click link to unsubscribe is included in all emails.
• I will do my best to keep your information secure. I use a major-brand company to manage my mailing list. I follow best practices in selecting a secure password and keeping it safe.